Well it's pretty self explainatory, One cold winter night a man came to the door, he was very pale, except for his lips, chunky and brown, we let him in, what a mistake, his head, it was everywhere, especially the toilet, so I crushed his face under the seat. I soon regretted it as soon it wasn't just in the house I saw him, Six years later I went to the lavatories, He was right there while my pants were down, eating my poop as it came out, #HorrorPlease